On quitting your job, when the boss is an asshat.

Last Tuesday, the 10th of June 2014, I quit my job at Buenovita Pizzeria. I was told to come and collect my paycheck on Saturday, or even Sunday by my supervisor, as they would be busy on Friday, the regular paycheck day, and it will be more comfortable to collect it a day or two later. Today, Sunday, the 15 of June 2014 my boss refused to give me my paycheck and told me to return next Friday as "payday is on Friday."

Disregarding almost all of the douche-y comments that preceded the refusal for me to be given my paycheck, and disregarding the fact that that violates Maryland law (Md. Lab & Emp. Code Ann. 3-505), there was one thing that really ticked me off. He said that I didn't even say I'm sorry.

Well, Khachatur Martikyan (Khaichek)
I am so terribly sorry that you are a complete asshole.
I am so terribly sorry that you have a pole stuck up so far your rear that you have to tell your employees that you want to be friends.
I am so terribly sorry that you are in complete violation of Maryland law when you aren't giving me my paycheck.
I am so terribly sorry that I may or may not have left something in your food.
I am so terribly sorry that I had to watch how you treated that other guy who came to collect his final paycheck as well.
And I am so terribly sorry that I worked for you, you miserable great big bag of moronic shit.

Fuck you Khaichek.

( Md. Lab. & Emp. Code Ann. § 3-505)

( Md. Lab. & Emp. Code Ann. § 3-505)