So a few days ago me and a friend had an argument whether or not thigh high socks aka above the knee socks are a type of fetish. Now she and I had a very long discussion about it, she insisting that they are not, and me insisting that they are and that she is stupid. Now obviously I'm right, but why exactly am I right?
Okay so her argument was that they are not a fetish as they just make a hot girl, hotter. Basically thigh high socks were just something that enhances and are not hot themselves therefore are not a fetish.
Let's take this apart. What the fuck is a fetish:
Oxford Dictionary: A form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc.
Urban Dictionary: An object thought to have magical, especially magically sexual, powers.
Also Urban Dictionary: A sexual fixation or obsession with a usually non-sexual object. EX. socks, horses, monkeys, pain, bondage.
As you can see I am using the most reliable dictionaries in the world, the one originally made by some Oxford scholars who had nothing better to do and probably got so high one day they decided putting all the words in the English language in a big book is a brilliant idea. And an online dictionary ran by anyone who has internet connection which is an incredible feat of engineering and modern science and progress, and also happens to be full of shit sometimes.
Anyway all three definitions agree that basically if you get turned on by something that isn't sexual, you have some sort of fetish towards it. Now of course that doesn't mean you magically pop a boner or you release the hoover dam in-between your legs every time your weird ass kidnaps a person in a video game and starts shooting them in the dick. What it means is that it can be sexual in the right circumstances. For instance, Dave may have a sunglasses fetish - he doesn't jizz all over himself when he sees his grandma's old sunglasses just laying on the nylon wrapped couch, he does so when he sees them on a pretty girl/boy playing with them in some fashion. Maybe he likes to see people lick the rims or whatever, idk what's the matter with you Dave you fucking perv.
Anyway my point is, a person has a fetish towards something that is not-sexual but that fetish activates in a situation that is sexual for that person. That's why people with sock fetishes can safely wear socks all day without poking the old ladies on the bus with their protruding throbbing schlongs.
Now we have an idea what a fetish is. So, are thigh high socks a fetish? Let's ask THE INTERNET! If I can locate enough porn on the internet involving thigh high socks, that's got to be a fetish. Because as we already know, socks by themselves are a non-sexual object, however if a non-sexual object enhances sexual gratification, that makes it a fetish. Lets Google some porn (and other links that prove I'm right).
WARNING SOME OF THESE ARE NSFW
ALSO SOME ARE 18+ so lock the door.
porn porn porn sort of porn
not porn gamers talking reddit
Japan news a fetish blog erotica
porn fuckboy forum porn
tumblr (still porn) tumblr hentai
If that ain't proof that it's a fetish I don't know what is... Let's not forget though, that basically anything can be a fetish, and most things are as there will always be someone out there who's into something weird, like Dave and his sunglasses. In this particular case with thigh high sock there are too many cases, so I can safely say that it is just a very common fetish, but a fetish nonetheless.
SO FUCK YOU I WAS RIGHT!
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